[Kramer's Apartment - The Merv Griffin set]

KRAMER: Okay. A little later, we're gonna be talking with animal expert, Jim Fowler. FOWLER: Where are the cameras? (he has a live Hawk perched on his arm) KRAMER: But first, we're talking with, Jerry. (looks down to his yellow note cards) Okay, Jerry, uh, you uh, you drugged a woman in order to play with her toy, collection. How do you feel about that? JERRY: It was great! I've done it a few more time since then. KRAMER: And she doesn't know anything, about this? JERRY: No, not a thing. KRAMER: Well, Jerry, we have a little surprise for you! Come on out, Celia!

(just like the �The Jerry Springer Show�) CELIA: What kind of a sick twisted creep are you? NEWMAN & KRAMER: Woah. JERRY: What, What is this? What is she doing here? KRAMER: It's the new format. Scandals and Animals. Git gt gt. CELIA: If you think you can drug me and play with my toys, you got another thing coming, buddy! NEWMAN: Go girl!