JERRY: Oh... You mean... shrinkage. GEORGE: Yes. Significant shrinkage. JERRY: So you feel you were short changed. GEORGE: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. JERRY: Well, so what's the difference? GEORGE: What if she discusses it with Jane? JERRY: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane. GEORGE: Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor? JERRY: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage. GEORGE: How do women know about shrinkage? JERRY: Isn't it common knowledge?
GEORGE & JERRY: (Elaine walking down the hall they notice her and wave her into the room) Elaine! Get! (She enters)
GEORGE: Do women know about shrinkage? ELAINE: What do you mean, like laundry? GEORGE: No. JERRY: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards... ELAINE: It shrinks? JERRY: Like a frightened turtle! ELAINE: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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